讲讲我们公司的大爷大妈的事吧( 大妈自画像)

之前讲过,公司为了省钱,不给大家长工资,请了不少大爷加盟,平衡男女比例,活跃公司气氛。

 
大爷们的加入,最高兴的就是亦安了(亦安就是我了),私下里认为自己在公司这么多年,工资一直没涨过,公司一定很内疚,所以请大爷们来,算是公司给她的福利。亦安微微有些胖,但是给人的感觉是那个好吃的红烧肉,肥而不腻。每次公司样品卖的时候,把自己硬挤进标准码样品时候,那兴奋劲,都没法让人看。穿了小码衣服,最怕的就是大笑,或不小心打喷嚏,有时候一想起衣服扣子会喷射四方,亦安就紧张得不敢呼大气。
 
亦安进入公司早,虽然比大爷们小点,年纪也不小了, 按国内的习惯, 是大妈的年纪了。每次她听到有人私下里叫她大妈的时候,她都气得要死! 别来这些尊称,什么大妈,大姨妈的,就叫我亦安好了! 亦安平时挺讲究,一有时间,就会往脸上扑扑粉什么的,不过有的时候用力过猛,像是在鸡蛋皮上作画。 你还别说亦安不化妆的时候比她化的时候好看点,虽然戴着眼镜,也能看到她的眼睛是稍微凹进去的,好像还有点立体感!据她自己说她有1/256的白俄罗斯血统。 有的时候见到俄罗斯同事 Natalia ,她鼻头都有点湿润,有种见到亲人的感觉。

 
亦安那擦得干净的镜片后面,藏着一双充满渴望沟通的眼睛。平常嘴巴比脑袋快,又不把自己当外人,口无遮拦,得罪了不少人。  吃饭的时候 ,大爷们从来没像对小芮那样,往她碗里塞过像石头一样硬的馒头,亦安并不介意。她就喜欢说话,喜欢跟大爷们聊天。大爷们不会像女人一样过度解读,白来水一样的话题,因为大爷们的加入,变得有了声色,红颜,蓝颜,一直到七色的彩虹。


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