日常的日常 (六十)中国大妈的几个特点

游泳馆的更衣室有一溜洗手池有上面嵌着镜子,它们的作用大家都知道吧。今天下午刚游完,在水盆里洗了洗泳镜,转身便见一中国大妈抬脚往傍边的盆里放,放她的脚丫子。偶的天啊,动作难度再高也挡不住她要在洗脸洗手的地方涮脚。嫉恶如仇,面对同胞我是说呢还是不说呢?

 

妈,太恶心了,那是用的一声清脆的声音解了难堪。老妇女乖乖地放下脚用毛巾擦擦干穿进鞋子。

 

得,平安无事喽!

 

不禁在心里为这位姑娘点赞。这时候只有她才能最恰当地上前阻止。尽管妈妈的举止很low 但女儿有教养,懂规矩。眼前的一例表明社会的进步。随着一批批孩子在异国他乡留学工作,他们背后的家长也在慢慢地发生变化。有如此新生代,中国有望与国际接轨,接受普世价值。

 

曾几何时,中国大妈多少是个贬义词。有人总结过她们出丑的几个方面。我自己人到中年身处海外但行为做事很多时侯也是中国大妈风。搜肠刮肚想了十个例子。举自嘲也好,让别人中枪也罢。用我们那年代的话说有则改之无则加勉

 

1.公众场合见到熟人就兴奋,不管不顾高声说笑。嘎嘎嘎个没完。

2.见免费的就拿,同样的免费报纸可以拿两份。不拿白不拿。

3.买菜挑来拣去的,带把的西红柿把把儿都撅了,省分量。

4.挑鸡蛋,把大的鸡蛋都放在一个盒里拿走。

5.不喜欢钢镚,尽量用小钱付账,$5.85她会用一张五十元的整票外加各种coins

6.看到红灯,老老远就开始减速,滑行。

7.不舍得用空调,暖气。

8.出门遛弯,背着手,男女一前一后。

9.站在别人家院前对着花指指点点。

10.正常对待同胞,对的西人格外热情礼貌。笑得少女般可爱。

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