最喜童言无忌，小儿初学作诗
星期五下午放学，老二从学校带回一个袋子。她狠得意地告诉我：“ mom, I AM
the star student of the week!"
记得几年前老大第一次拿到这个明星学生证书时，我还嗨了半天。以为真是我儿表现上乘。后来搞明白了美国老师的这一套，所谓的明星学生都是轮流坐庄的，这周张三是明星学生，下周就把这荣誉称号给李四。要不然会伤害美国花骨朵们的稚嫩心灵的。
但我还是满脸堆笑地对老二说：“ wow, I am so proud of you! You are such a great girl! " 马屁大人小孩都受用，老二美滋滋的打开袋子，里面有一张纸！“mom, we need to do all these."
我一看纸上有一个list：
从小时到现在的照片；
你最喜爱读的书；
3 个你喜欢的东西 to show and tell;
父母写到一首诗或者一个故事关于你孩子的。写完要装在信封里封好，老师要在课堂上分享给全班同学。
做晚饭时，女儿跟她爹就在楼上一起准备各种东西，两人叽叽喳喳的到吃晚饭的时候，就只剩下这个诗或者故事了。
谁知一吃完晚饭，女儿就嚷着要把这个弄完，我很是吃惊。盖因老二从来没有这么认真过呢，她每次不到最后关头不会做作业的。
你要是说：“ 宝贝我们赶紧把作业写完，好不好？”
人家就说：“ 我不想做。”
“可是做完作业了你就会更聪明了呀。“
“ 我不想更聪明！”女儿回答。
我每次都要崩溃了，这个孩子从来都没把心思放在学习上。
但这次这个明星学生到是让她很有动力，难怪经常看到聪明的主人总在驴子前头吊一根胡萝卜.
我问老公：“ 你是要陪女儿准备袋子，还是要洗碗？” 老公向来不喜欢洗碗做饭。兴致勃勃地陪女儿去了。
“daddy， you need to write a poem about me." 女儿通知她老爸。
“什么，写诗？我可不会写。对了，你妈妈会写诗，还是让她来写吧！” 老公说。
我一边洗碗一边听着这父女对话。
“Mom, daddy said he does not know how to write a poem!" 女儿跑到楼梯口对我大喊。
“Oh，baby, he knows how to. He has a PHD degree!" 我大喊着告诉老二。碗都快洗完了想换任务，哼，门都没有。再说了，老二也不听我的话。
老公无奈，但吭哧吭哧半天，也没写出诗来。老二估计等不急了，说：“OK， dad,I am going to read, and you write it. "
I love A
Because she is so cute
She is smart
She is pretty
She help daddy organize books and clean up kitchen
Her mom loves her
Because she is so beautiful
She is so happy
She is so kind
Best of all
She learns to clean her room, and she takes piano lesson, ballet lesson, swimming class, and singing class
Her sister loves her
Because she is so playful
She even stops during the middle of diner to write a card to mom and dad
When she was five years old, she wants to be a super hero and a vat
She was born in Atlanta when it was just snowed. That is why her Chinese name is "lanxue" meaning "Atlanta-snow".
That is why our family loves A.
我听地忍不住大笑，这也太能自夸了吧! 不过她娘我也喜欢得瑟、马屁自拍。有句话是怎么来说着：“ the apple does not fall far from the tree." 用咱中文说就是“龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！”
