原以为绑架了唐僧 没想到嫁了个姜太公

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老二今天满月,先生伺候月子也到时间了,窃还想继续把月子坐穿。

原以为绑架了唐长老,可以长生不老,轻轻问一句,女儿美不美?女儿美不美?

答曰:女儿基因主要来自于优秀的父亲,肯定美!

气死女儿特老母亲:女儿美不美,谁问你闺女啦?!个傻和尚!!

他倒是从来没承认自己是个僧人,酒肉穿肠过,佛祖心中留。

倒是如姜太公一样,卖酒,卖面粉,卖笊篱,开饭馆,贩猪羊,样样赔本儿,被媳妇骂两句,竟然写了封休书把老婆给休了!

啥混蛋玩意儿!年近八旬还生活窘迫,就是现代版屌丝吗!就这样的男人也能让一个周朝增加800年国运,这不天生一个王八命吗?!

这休书窃还是自己备一份儿,万一孩子特爹热血沸腾一下,咱也不能耽误美丽监国运不是吗?

愿苍天让下一任总统多活五百年...LOL苍天开眼吧!

 

 

 

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