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小明考完期末试回家, 爸爸一看成绩单，就皱起眉头说, 你上课的时候，有没有听老师讲课啊？考试成绩比我读书的时候还差。。。

小明不服气说。你读中学的时候，还不是刚刚合格？你这么牛逼，那我考考你。。。

小明的爸爸豪气冲天地说: let the horse come。。。

小明说: 鲁迅姓什么？

小明的爸爸乐了，摸了一下下巴没有的胡须，微笑地说: 中文是我小学时候的强项，鲁迅当然姓鲁啦，如果姓周，那不就是周迅了？虽然过了这么久，我还记得他的祖籍，记得中文老师说，鲁迅，浙江周树人。。。

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