吐槽 居家抗疫的\'梦\'

吐槽 居家抗疫的"梦"

  一直有一个200米混合泳之念想,也一直努力付之于实践,只是50米蝶泳,总是那么苟延残喘,
而且,对如何改进一筹莫展.这疫情一来,努力进程中断,人又渐渐老去,念想将要变成梦想了.
50米蝶泳,咋就那么难呢?
一说,体力不行,游千米的体力,为何蝶不了50米呢?
又说姿势不对,能蝶短池,姿势应该不会太离谱吧.
你看,划水,身体成斜线,如导弹待发.
打腿,头部自然窜出水面,
抬手,似龙腾鱼跃,
张嘴,要气吞河山,
体验,蝶泳高潮的片刻,
目光刚毅,盯视前方,50米就在眼前,
挥臂埋头,鱼儿入水,触壁展笑颜...

--打疫苗打糊涂了? 瞎挥什么手...--

哎,蝶泳的梦想,只好梦中实现了.

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