My 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions: “Do you know where you are?” “I’m at Rex Hospital.” “What city are you in?” “Raleigh.” “Do you know who I am?” “Dr. Hamilton.” My grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, “I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.” “Why?” she asked. “Because all of those answers were on his badge.” —Webb Smith
Google 翻译：我 85 岁的祖父可能因脑震荡被紧急送往医院。 医生问了他一系列问题：“你知道你在哪里吗？” “我在雷克斯医院。” “你在哪个城市？” “罗利。” “你知道我是谁吗？” “汉密尔顿博士"。 然后我的祖父转向护士说：“我希望他不要再问我任何问题"。 “为什么？” 她问。 “因为所有这些答案都在他的徽章上"。 ——韦伯·史密斯
