准备过苦日子了。。。

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几天前,俺们的美国总统拜登发出警告:由于俄乌战争,将导致美国乃至世界粮荒,大家准备好过苦日子吧。

嗯,白宫发言人已证实,拜登这次不是老年痴呆发作的胡言乱语,是真话,真话,真话。wow!此言一出,仿佛是在人群中扔了一颗炸弹,吓得美国人民纷纷去超市抢购粮食。

不过,抢购再多的粮食,也有吃完的一天。咋办?电光火石间,四哥的大脑中浮现出毛选“论持久战”,小脑中浮现出毛主席语录:自力更生,丰衣足食 加油

哈!与其抢购粮食坐吃山空,不如自己种地,自给自足!

嘿嘿,心动不如行动!俺立马在Amazon 下单,购买玉米与各种蔬菜的种子(俺的一个开农场的朋友,会给我小麦种子),打算趁着春暖花开,在后院儿开出一母地,把新州的南泥湾,变成新州的好江南鼓掌

 


 

另外,为了解决肥料问题,爪哥还特意从amazon订购了两个尿盆儿,四哥四嫂一人一个。从今以后,家里的五个厕所全部封印,上厕所都在尿盆里解决!这叫肥水不流外人田,有机肥催生有机庄稼。

今天俺订的战备物资全部到货,瞧,除了玉米种子,还有各种各样的蔬菜种子:Pepper, lettuce, pumpkin, radish, spinach, tomato, cucumber, broccoli, lavender, sweet corn, garden bean, sweet basil, collards, beet, squash, turnip, carrots, peas, coriander, parsley, dill… you name it,应有尽有!



 

当然,还有两个尿盆儿。。。


 

从此,四哥四嫂开始男耕女种一日三餐的幸福生活,live happily forever 。。。。

爪四哥 发表评论于
回复 'CBA7' 的评论 : 哈哈,看来亲没有理解一日三餐的梗,这个在笑坛人人皆知 :-)
CBA7 发表评论于
"从此,四哥四嫂开始男耕女种一日三餐的幸福生活,live happily forever 。。。。"

Good idea, congratulations!!!

爪四哥 发表评论于
回复 'lucy1975' 的评论 : 粮价飞涨,也受不了啊
lucy1975 发表评论于
算了吧美国都闹粮荒的话全世界绝大多数国家的人都饿死了。
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