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Why was 9 afraid of 7 ?
Because 7 8 9 ! 8 : ate
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Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with.
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Why did the teacher wear sunglass to class?
Because her students are so bright.
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Why did the pregnant women start yelling: I’m, didn’t, can’t .
Because she was having contractions.
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Do you know a computer brand that sings?
Adele ( A Dell ). Adele : A woman’s name.
