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             【我是谁】

 

小学毕业照,猜猜我在哪。姐姐在哪???

 

【我是谁】

 

我是谁?哪里来?当然从老妈肚子來,哪里去?  都懂,,,,,,

呵呵呵呵~~~


四哥告诉我,我在老妈肚子里贪好玩,害她一週肚痛,我当然很舒坦,一週后她梦見一红衣喇嘛,红光大放,小子就哇哇出世! ~~~喇嘛投胎!

我怀疑他在瞎编,一次特问了,八姨,她只告诉我,老妈难产八夭,老妈的八儿才哭叫着見了天光!


一两岁,瓜儿离不开秧,八儿离不开娘。老妈背着我为祖传藏茶永义号在院里晒茶叶。

三岁能走动了,老妈要大哥哥揹去小学“穿牛鼻子”,解放了老妈。

妈妈好主意,她甚至不在乎我留级,让小学老师拉着牛绳子,少了缠她的小東西!


"来來來,来上学,去去去,回家去"   ,   这是小东西上的第一堂课。

给我开启了來和去的理念!

也许是天资,居然没丢小东西的小臉,期未考试来来去去的哲学题,被小东西破解,一直到初小毕业,还合影留念。

斑主任黃龙职(我们叫聋子调皮) !

我姐姐大我两岁因故停学,我们俩在一斑,一起毕业。平时有同学欺负姐姐,老子就和他打架!

我们班的教室木地板下面空,  小孩传说有棺材,有鬼。我和另一小淘气就偷偷钻下去看是否真有棺材!

结果是纸屑灰尘而巳!

 

八年高小 ,来来來,去去去完了,就就就是回家去! 学校担心小子岁数小不让考初中,但让高小毕业。我暑假陪了老妈妈步行穿过芦山三峡去宝兴,帮月母四嫂待生头胎。

老妈妈母爱啊!

又待解决另一来的哲理!哈哈哈!

 

我是谁?哪里来?当.然从老妈肚子來,哪里去?   你懂!   呵呵呵呵~~~


四哥告诉我,我在老妈肚子里贪好玩,害她一週肚痛,我当然很舒坦,一週后她梦見一红衣喇嘛,大放红光,小子就哇哇出世!    喇嘛投胎!


我怀疑他在瞎编,一次特问了八姨,她只告诉我,老妈难产八夭,我这老妈的八儿才哭叫見了天光!


一两岁,瓜儿离不开秧,八儿离不开娘。老妈背着我为祖传藏茶永义号在院里晒茶叶。三岁能走动了,老妈要我在小学穿牛鼻子,妈妈好精明好主意!


"来來來,来上学,去去去,回家去"这是我人生上的第一堂课。给我开启了來和去的理念!

 

伟大的生命哲学理念。

 

2023/8/24

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