我的囧事儿可以说上好几天，因为隔三岔五就要发生一次，就说一件囧度比较高的。
那个圣诞夜，照常和汉堡一起去好友家爬梯，暖气开得足，人又多，感觉非常渴，看到吧台上有一个大瓶子，看起啦就像七喜雪碧之类，反正那会儿就认定是汽水，就拿水杯倒了大半杯，汉堡在一旁问，你确定不要加冰或者兑着喝，我觉得他好奇怪，难道不知道我不喝冰水的吗？没理他，咕咚咕咚喝下去，哦，这汽水汽还蛮足，总之就是好喝，解渴！没过几分钟，我有点晕，我说，我得坐下来，然后汉堡说，你知道你刚喝的是什么吗？我那时候基本已经面红耳赤，站立不稳了，他说我喝的是Rum，听完这个我就倒了，被扶去guess room，等爬梯结束，我还半梦半醒，被扶着上了车，回了家:))
我只有半杯啤酒酒量的人，这个故事每年圣诞节都要被汉堡提一次，真的是囧了又囧:)) 我这辈子没有喝醉过酒，因为我不会喝酒，除了这次, I accidently got drunk :)
Starry, starry night
Paint your palette blue and gray
Look out on a summer's day
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul
Paint your palette blue and gray
Look out on a summer's day
With eyes that know the darkness in my soul
Shadows on the hills
Sketch the trees and the daffodils
Catch the breeze and the winter chills
In colors on the snowy, linen land
Sketch the trees and the daffodils
Catch the breeze and the winter chills
In colors on the snowy, linen land
Now, I understand what you tried to say to me
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now
And how you suffered for your sanity
And how you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now
Starry, starry night
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze
Swirling clouds in violet haze
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue
Flaming flowers that brightly blaze
Swirling clouds in violet haze
Reflect in Vincent's eyes of china blue
Colors changing hue
Morning fields of amber grain
Weathered faces lined in pain
Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand
Morning fields of amber grain
Weathered faces lined in pain
Are soothed beneath the artist's loving hand
Now, I understand, what you tried to say to me
How you suffered for your sanity
How you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now
How you suffered for your sanity
How you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they did not know how
Perhaps they'll listen now
For they could not love you
But still your love was true
And when no hope was left inside
On that starry, starry night
But still your love was true
And when no hope was left inside
On that starry, starry night
You took your life as lovers often do
But I could have told you, Vincent
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you
But I could have told you, Vincent
This world was never meant for one
As beautiful as you
Starry, starry night
Portraits hung in empty halls
Frameless heads on nameless walls
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget
Portraits hung in empty halls
Frameless heads on nameless walls
With eyes that watch the world and can't forget
Like the strangers that you've met
The ragged men in ragged clothes
The silver thorn of bloody rose
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow
The ragged men in ragged clothes
The silver thorn of bloody rose
Lie crushed and broken on the virgin snow
Now, I think I know what you tried to say to me
How you suffered for your sanity
How you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they're not listening still
Perhaps they never will
How you suffered for your sanity
How you tried to set them free
They would not listen, they're not listening still
Perhaps they never will
