十戒

1. thou shalt not incite violence

2. thou shalt not steal election

3. thou shalt not love dictators

4. thou shalt not steal top secrets

5. thou shalt not grabwomen by their pussies

6. thou shalt not cheat on your wife

7. thou shalt not defaud the New York Bank

8. thou shalt not mock the handicaped

9. thou shalt not sleep porn star

10. thou shalt not lie