微信:共产主义接班人抵押天安门城楼

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老海 原平故事 2023年06月01日 07:07

 

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刚刚接到一个电话:对方问我需不需要贷款?
 
我说要……对方很高兴问:要多少?我说:1亿!……
 
他 问:有抵押物吗?我答:有。
 
对方:哪里的楼?答:天安门城楼……
 
对方问:你是什么人?我回答:共产主义接班人。
 
对方立刻挂机!
 
 
 
 

 

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