Ohdamnit!!!Ican’tbelieveIforgotmydadwassupposedtobepickingmestraightafterschool,butIforgotstupidstupidstupid.MystateoftheartbrandnewcomputerispainfullyoutofreachandIhavetowaitanotherWEEK!OhitwouldbesuperfastanditwouldlooksuperbjustmyluckImissedit.Damnit!OhhhinanotherweekwhoknowswhatwillhappenIdon’twantthistokeepgettingdelayedaswell.AnotherweekoftorturewiththiscomputerandI’mgoingtogocrazywhyamIb...[
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ComputerslovethemorhatethemDoyoulikecomputersordoyouhatethemwellIhatemycomputerforsureandguesswhat?After3yearsofputtingupwithitI’mgettinganewonetomorrowhurrah(thatwasn’tspeltrightwasit?).Whatcomputerdoyouhaveanddoesitworkwellminecertainlydoesn’tworkverywellitwasrebooted7TIMESbecauseofvirusesandnowitcrasheseverysingleday(thankgoodnessIhaveantivirusnownoexpensesparedtoo)andIcan’tplaymostoftheonl...[
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Don’tyoujusthatedelaysDon’tyoujusthatedelays?Itssofrustratinglikeattheairportyouhavetowaithoursifaplaneisdelayeditsmadeworsebythefactyouhavetogetthere2hoursearly.Sowhat’syourworstnightmareaboutdelaysI’lltellyouwhatmineisstuckinatrafficjamanddesperatelyneedthetoiletyoucan’tgetmuchworsethanthat.Justfortherecordthat’sexactlywhathappenedtomethereisnothingworsethanneedingthetoiletonlytofindoutyou...[
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JACKPOTOkthisisallaboutmydayatTraffordcentersarcadeorwhateveryoucallit.Everyonegoestherenotbecauseoftheprizesyouwin,butbecauseofthejoyofwinningajackpot.WhichiswhatIdidtodayfourtimestobeexactonthesamemachinewhichwasacoinpusher.Ihitthespecialjackpotareaandoutcameahundredtickets.SowhenIlostallmymoneyonthemachineandwenttopestmydadformoreeveryonelookedatmeinawe(heythatrhymed).SoonIcamebackandhadtowaita...[
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CookingdisasterscontinuedIfyouhaven’treadthefirstpartthenreadititscalledcookingdisasterobviouslyRightnowontomywayhome.IwaswalkinghomeonasnowingwinterdayonlyacoupleofweeksagowithmypreciouscookingcargowhenmyfriendssuggestedwegosledginghowcouldIrefusesoIwentforit.WewentsledgingandIwastheoneoftheonlytwowhohadn’tgotchangedbecausemyhousewasfurtherthantheothers.Myotherfrienddidn’tgetchangedbecauseheco...[
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CookingdisastersMycookingdisastersnumberoneisIamalwayslateforitandthatknocksoneleveloffmyscoresecondlyisIforgettoputmyaprononandlevelgonethenIdon’tknowwheremyingredientshavegoneanotherlevelgone.SoonceIactuallygetontothecookingIalreadyhaveabadscoreandIhaven’tevenstartedyetjustgreat.AfterthatIdon’tknowwhattodoanotherlevelgoneandoncetheteacherhasshowedmeI’mrunninglowontimesoinmyhurryIdoalotofstuf...[
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Glasses Toallreaderswhowearglassesandifyoudon’t,readonanywayit’sinteresting.Haveyoueverbrokenyourglassesbefore?Thenifyouhavewehavesomethingincommon.Ibrokemyfirstsetofglassesbysittingonit,butIblameditonsomeonetreadingonit.SinceIonlygotthemacoupleofweeksagoanditwouldbeabitstrangeturningupattheopticianswithbrokenglassesmymumfixeditwithsomewire,don’taskmehowIdon’tknow.Ibrokemynextset,wellIdidn’te...[
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HavingyourTONGUESTUCKRightIwasenjoyinganicebottleofJ2o(forthosewhodon’tknowit’saglassbottlewithorangejuiceinit)whenIstartedsuckingonitbecauseitwaslowonjuice;OOPSIsuckedtoohard.Guesswhathappenedmytonguegotstuckinitandmakenomistakeitwaswellandtrulystuck.Iwenttoaskmymumforhelp,butshethoughtIwaskiddingthenafewsecondslatermydadcameandbelievedme.Westartedusingahammertobreaktheglass,NOIAMNOTEXAGERATING...[
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IdonotbelieveitmyluckisreallybadIamunluckyenoughtogototheparkonsunnyday,butithasbeenrainingtheothernightsoitwaswetIdon’tmindthatwhatIdomindthoughisallthemudandthat’snoteventheworsepart.SoIamrunningintheparkwithtrainersonandsuddenlythereissomuchmudIcanbarelywalkintheendIwasbeyondcaringandthat’swhenitallwentwrong.IwascomingbackonthetrackthatleadmetothewaterfallwhenIfoundshortcut.thenguesswhathapp...[
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上星期儿子的学校发了学生行为准则让家长阅读提建议签名。我跟儿子一条条去阅读理解,真是不读不知道,一读吓一条,我儿子曾经犯过大错误。学校对违反纪律的孩子是这样处理的:第一是点名批评;第二是减少星期五玩的时间;第三是到其他班去反省自己的行为,写检讨,给老师家长签名或者搞卫生等等;第四是学校写信告知家长并把名字记在违反纪律登记本上;第五[
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