天泽英语园
落霞与孤鹜齐飞，秋水共长天一色 一句最有魅力的中国古诗. 令人心旷神怡,宁静致远.
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(2009-09-14 17:49:58)
英文幽默:BusinessJustStarted开张大吉
Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisownfirm.Herentedabeautifulofficeandhaditfurnishedwithantiques.Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearthehotshot,thebusinessmanpickedupthephoneandstartedtopretendhehadabigdealworking.Hethrewhugefiguresaroundandmadegiantcommitments.Finallyhehungupandaskedthevisitor,"CanIhelpyou?"Themansaid,...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-13 17:44:26)
Lady:Customerservice,howmayIhelpyou?
Jun:Hi,MynameisJun.IboughtaTVfromyouyesterdaybutitdoesnotseemtobeworking!
Lady:HelloJun.Thankyouforcallingus!WhattypeofTVisit?
Jun:It’saTV2000.
Lady:OK.Whathappenswhenyoutrytoturniton?
Jun:Nothinghappens.Thescreenisblack.
Lady:Isee.Iamgoingsendoneofourtechnicianstoyourhousetoseeifhecanfixit.
Ifhecan’twe’llsendyouanewTVsetwith...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-12 20:16:21)
英文笑话：Psychiatrist精神病医生
Jerrywenttoapsychiatrist."Doc,"hesaid,"I'vegottrouble.EverytimeIgetintobed,Ithinkthere'ssomebodyunderit.I'mgoingcrazy!"Justputyourselfinmyhandsforoneyear,"saidtheshrink."Cometomethreetimesaweek,andI'llcureyourfears."Howmuchdoyoucharge?"Ahundreddollarspervisit."I'llsleeponit,"saidJerry.Sixmonthslaterthed...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-11 23:40:46)
Fromthegolden-tippedfieldsofmid-westAmericatotheancientkingdomsofverdantPalestine,thereisahappytruthtobesharedwithallwhowouldtakeheed.Inmorerecenttimes,thistruthhasbeenexpressedas:AprilshowersbringMayflowers.Thisisatruththatpromiseslightburstingfromdarkness,strengthbornfromweaknessand,ifonedarestobelieve,lifeemergingfromdeath.Farmersallovertheworldknowtheimportanceandimmutabilityoftheseasons.Theyk...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-11 23:19:57)
1.Thanksanyway.无论如何我还是得谢谢你。当别人尽力要帮助你却没帮成时，你就可以用这个短语表示谢意。2.Ijustcouldn'thelpit.我就是忍不住。想想看，这样一个漂亮的句子可用于多少个场合？下面是随意举的一个例子：
IwasdeeplymovedbythefilmandIcriedandcried.Ijustcouldn'thelpit.
3.Don'ttakeittoheart.别往心里去，别为此而忧虑伤神。生活实例：
Thistestisn'tthatimportant.Don'ttakeittoheart.安慰人的[阅读全文]
IwasdeeplymovedbythefilmandIcriedandcried.Ijustcouldn'thelpit.
3.Don'ttakeittoheart.别往心里去，别为此而忧虑伤神。生活实例：
Thistestisn'tthatimportant.Don'ttakeittoheart.安慰人的[阅读全文]
(2009-09-11 21:16:02)
1.Whatislanguagefor?somepeopleseemtothinkit'sforpracticinggrammarrulesandlearninglistsofwords---thelongerthewordsthebetter.that'swrong.languageisfortheexchangeofideas,forcommunication.
(语言到底是用来干什么的呢？一些人认为它是用来操练语法规则和学习一大堆单词--而且单词越长越好。这个想法是错误的。语言是用来交换思想，进行交流沟通的！)
2.Thewaytolearnalanguageistopracticespeakingitasoftenaspos...[阅读全文]
(语言到底是用来干什么的呢？一些人认为它是用来操练语法规则和学习一大堆单词--而且单词越长越好。这个想法是错误的。语言是用来交换思想，进行交流沟通的！)
2.Thewaytolearnalanguageistopracticespeakingitasoftenaspos...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-11 18:00:25)
Captain'srecording机长的录音
Thisisyourcaptainspeaking.Onbehalfofmycrew...I'dliketowelcomeyouaboardBritishAirwaysflight602fromNewYorktoLondon.Wearecurrentlyflyingataheightof35,000feetmidwayacrosstheAtlantic."Ifyoulookoutofthewindowsonthestarboardsideoftheaircraft,youwillobservethatboththestarboardenginesareonfire."Ifyoulookoutofthewindowsontheportside,youwillobservethattheportwi...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-10 17:49:30)
英文笑话：Lifeafterdeath死后重生
"Doyoubelieveinlifeafterdeath?"thebossaskedoneofhisemployees.
"Yes,Sir."thenewrecruitreplied."Well,then,thatmakeseverythingjustfine,"thebosswenton.
"Afteryouleftearlyyesterdaytogotoyourgrandmother'sfuneral,shestoppedintoseeyou.
“你相信人能死后重生吗？”老板问他的一个员工。
“我相信，先生”。这位刚上班不久...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-09 19:17:10)
Computerproblem电脑问题
IhadbeendoingTechSupportforHewlett-Packard'sDeskJetdivisionforaboutamonthwhenIhadacustomercallwithaproblemIjustcouldn'tsolve.Shecouldnotprintyellow.Alltheothercolorswouldprintfine,whichtrulybaffledmebecausetheonlytruecolorsarecyan,magenta,andyellow.Ihadthecustomerchangeinkcartridges，deleteandreinstallthedrivers.Nothingworked.Iaskedmycoworkersforhelp;theyoffere...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-08 17:44:18)
英文笑话：Itworked真的有效！
Tomhadthisproblemofgettinguplateinthemorningandwasalwayslateforwork.Hisbosswasmadathimandthreatenedtofirehimifhedidn'tdosomethingaboutit.SoTomwenttohisdoctor,thedoctorgavehimapillandtoldhimtotakeitbeforehewenttobed.Tomsleptwell,andinfact,beatthealarminthemorning.Hehadaleisurelybreakfastanddrovecheerfullytowork.
"Boss",hesaid,"Thepillactually...[阅读全文]
