天泽英语园
落霞与孤鹜齐飞，秋水共长天一色 一句最有魅力的中国古诗. 令人心旷神怡,宁静致远.
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(2009-09-07 18:29:05)
英文幽默:SheAteAllMyBait她把所有的诱饵都吃了
Theyoungboyprotestedvigorouslywhenhismotheraskedhimtotakehislittlesisteralongfishing."Thelasttimeshecame,"heobjected,"Ididn'tcatchasinglefish."
"I'lltalktoher,"hismothersaid,"andIpromisethistimeshewon'tmakeanynoise."
"Itwasn'tthenoise,Mom,"theboyreplied,"Sheateallmybait."
当...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-07 11:58:34)
英文笑话：WhenWasRomeBuilt?罗马是什么时候建成的?
Teacher:WhenwasRomebuilt?
Tom:Atnight.
Teacher:Whotoldyouthat?
Tom:Youdid.YousaidRomewasn'tbuiltinaday.
教师：罗马是什么时候建成的？
汤姆：夜里。
教师：谁跟你这么说的？
汤姆：是您。您说过罗马不是在一个白天建成的.
英文笑话：SettleDownandSettleUp一字之差
Whenmybrother,anotoriousspender,camehomeforavisit,het...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-05 19:55:10)
Weweregatheredtogether,alltenofus,forourwidowedmother's
80thbirthday.Theconversationwasofearlystruggles,walkingto
workandsavingupinclothingclubs,whenmyeldersistersaid,
"Ofcourse,wewereboundtobepoorbecauseweweresuchabig
family.Mom,whydidyouhavesomanychildren?"
Motherlookedaroundatusallandsaid,"Well,wheredidyouwant
metostop?"
我们总共十个人，聚在一...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-04 22:00:11)
LittleAlbertcamehomefromschoolwithanewbookunderhisarm."It'saprize,mother,"heexplained.
"Aprize?Whatfor,dear?"
"Fornaturalhistory.Teacheraskedmehowmanylegsanostrichhas,andIsaidthree."
"Butanostrichhasonlytwolegs."
"Iknowitnow.Butallthestudentssaidfour,soIwastheclosest."
小阿尔伯特腋下夹着一本新书从学校回家来了。“这是奖品，妈...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-01 22:16:23)
Everydoghashisday.人都有得意的时候Speakofthedevil.说曹操，曹操到Nonewsisgoodnews.没有消息就是好消息.有没有消息就是好消息消息就是好消息消息就是好消息Timeflies.光阴似箭.Timeismoney.时间就是金钱.Lookbeforeyouleap.
三思而后行.Seeingisbelieving.眼见为实Honestyisthebestpolicy.诚实才是上策Knowledgeispower.知识才是力量AllroadsleadtoRome.
条条大路通罗马!Practicemakesperfect.熟能生巧Historyrepeatsit...[阅读全文]
三思而后行.Seeingisbelieving.眼见为实Honestyisthebestpolicy.诚实才是上策Knowledgeispower.知识才是力量AllroadsleadtoRome.
条条大路通罗马!Practicemakesperfect.熟能生巧Historyrepeatsit...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-01 22:12:55)
1.Lifeisn'tfair,butit'sstillgood.2.Whenindoubt,justtakethenextsmallstep.3.Lifeistooshorttowastetimehatinganyone.4.Yourjobwon'ttakecareofyouwhenyouaresick.Yourfriendsandparentswill.Stayintouch.5.Payoffyourcreditcardseverymonth.6.Youdon'thavetowineveryargument.Agreetodisagree.7.Crywithsomeone.It'smorehealingthancryingalone.8.It'sOKtogetangrywithGod.Hecantakeit.9.Saveforretirementstartingwithyourfirs...[阅读全文]
(2009-09-01 22:10:45)
I’mtheluckiestpersonintheworldbecauseI’mstillalive.我是最幸运的人，因为我还活着。I’mthemostpowerfulpersonintheworldbecauseIbelieveinmyself.我是最有力量的人，因为我相信我自己。I’mthemostintelligentpersonintheworldbecauseIlovelearning.我是最聪明的人，因为我喜欢学习。I’mthemostenergeticpersonintheworldbecauseI’mcrazyaboutexercising.我是最有能量的人，因为我喜欢锻炼。I’mthemostattractivepersonin...[阅读全文]
(2009-08-30 19:59:07)
Lesson25--TedBringsHomeMoreGoodNewsSpeakEnglishLikeanAmerican--Lesson25Tedtellshisfamilythatatalentagentwantstomeethim.TheagentwillflyTedandAmbertoNewYork.Nicoleannouncesshe'sbeennamedpresidentoftheSpanishclub.
Ted:AmberandIaregoingtobreakintothemusicbusiness.Lastnightafterourconcert,atalentagentaskedustomeetwithhiminNewYork.
Susan:Congratulations!We'llgiveyousomespendingmoneyforyourt...[阅读全文]
(2009-08-29 21:30:28)
Lesson24--AmberWritesaSongSpeakEnglishLikeanAmerican--Lesson24Tedalwayswritesthesongsfortherockband.ButnowAmbersaysshewantstostartwritingsongstoo.Shesingshimthefirstlinesofhernewsong.
Amber:Ted,youknowhowallalongyou'vebeeninchargeofthelyricsforourband?
Ted:That'sright,Amber.Everybodylovesmysongs!
Amber:Well,Ihopethey'lllovemysongstoo.
Ted:Butyoudon'twritesongs.
Amber:I'msi...[阅读全文]
(2009-08-28 21:39:37)
Lesson23--BobHasaSurpriseVisitorSpeakEnglishLikeanAmerican--Lesson23Bob'sformerbossPeter,fromthefurniturestore,comestovisit.HeoffersBobhisoldjobback,butBob'snotinterested.
Peter:HiBob.IwasjustintheneighborhoodsoIthoughtI'dstopby.
Bob:Comeonin.Takeacookie.
Peter:Thanks.Iamgladtoseeyou'renotholdingagrudgeagainstmeforfiringyou.
Bob:Notatall.Atfirst,itburnedmeup,butIfeelbetternow....[阅读全文]
