Putin: Join me, Trump. Come to the dark side. Together, we can rule the whole galaxy, father and son.
Trump: Oh, okey dokey. But Daddy, do I get to choose my title, like, the most accomplished military strategist in the entire US history?
Trump: I did NOT send the scarce Covid test kit to Putin
Kremlin: Yes, you DID.
MAGAs: Trump is THE most accomplished military strategist in the US history!
Putin: that a boy! Come to Papa!
啊哈哈哈哈哈
athena58 发表评论于 2024-10-09 17:06:44
哈哈哈,楼下说的美国历史上最伟大的军事家pathetically got fact checked by Kremlin. 川普前脚才否认送紧缺医疗物品给普丁,几个小时后克里姆林宫就证实有这回事。当然,MAGA教徒是从来不读英文媒体的。
川粉马嘎教徒们认为他们比前澳洲总理更了解伟大的军事家:
Former Prime Minister of Australia Malcolm Turnbull: “When you see Trump with Putin, as I have on a few occasions, he’s like the 12-year-old boy that goes to high school and meets the captain of the football team. ‘My hero!’ It’s really creepy…the creepiness was palpable”
这样的狗屎,也只有中共乐意拿在手里,吞下肚去,吧嗒吧嗒嘴,大呼小叫:美味美味。
这就叫:鱼找鱼虾找虾乌龟找的是王八。中共不钻粪坑,就不叫中共廖。