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妈妈语录

(2009-08-07 08:07:42) 下一个
         我有两个孩子,十二岁的儿子特和九岁的女儿安。日子也围着他们忙碌而快乐着。有一天他们叫我看youtube 上的一段录像,是一位母亲用唱的方式把她一天所说的话用两分五十五秒唱完,非常搞笑。她就是 Anita Renfroe,最幽默的网络妈妈。她的唱词会让每一位母亲深有同感。做为妈妈,我们会操心孩子的每一件事, 从头到脚,从现在的到将来。 她说这是一种病, 叫 Compulsive Counsel Disorder (不能控制的给予孩子建议)。这让我大吃一惊,我问特和安:“妈妈也有她说的这么可怕吗?” 回答是: Yes.
        这不能不让反省, 我决定记录下我一天所说的话。
        安,特,This is time to get up!
        Hurry, 特, you need change your dirty shirt, get that blue one.
        Hurry, Stop picking! 安, Wear that pink dress, It looks good on you,  Stop wear that black again.
        Remember, Brush your teeth well, you have bad breath, 特。
        Put some lotion, you don't want  to have any  wrinkles , do you?
        Drink some more milk, It's good for you, Finish your cereal and toast, you don't want to be hungry!
        Hurry, It's time for your school bus, Where is your school bag? 
        What did I just say? Don't drop your stuff everywhere! You never listen.
        Remember bring your jacket home , Don't forget  your homework again.
        After school, you all have swimming lesson to go, don't be late.
        See you, Be careful, have a nice day!
        How is your school? Do you have any home work?
        Don't eat too much chips, That is not healthy.
        Hi, 特, Get off your computer, You have been playing games all the time. That's why you wear glasses.
        It's dinner time, wash your hands.
        Stop watching TV, have you done your dinner yet?
        Are you sure you have done all your homework? I don't want to hear anything about it tomorrow.
        It's bed time, go up stair, Make sure you floss your teeth, I will check!
        Give mama a hug, Good Night, Sweet dream, I Love You.

       我才发现 我也病得不轻呀!


        

       



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杜宇 回复 悄悄话 Very funny. 学习了。 谢谢。 和你有很多同感。 同病相怜。
茅店 回复 悄悄话 回复雪茗的评论:
先生被冷落是危险的事。 要听老人言哦。
雪茗 回复 悄悄话 回复茅店的评论:
谢谢忠告,可事实是我花了太多的心思在孩子身上,已经顾不上先生,他反而觉得我太冷落他了。
茅店 回复 悄悄话 你这么唠叨, 你先生折么活呢?听说过这个吗,the reason men lie is because women ask too many questions. hehe.
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