自以为是

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自以为是

 同窗令堂,来美探亲,闻此,不胜欣喜。昔,吾常在其家中劐混,每见,相谈

自此,同窗令堂,常来电话神聊。初,吾不以为意,以其他乡遇故知,兴奋所至。

然电话欲勤,且通话时间有增无减。吾知其一生节俭,嘱其少打电话,吾将时常来

电问安,免其寂寞。然其不以为然。曰,汝等学业繁忙,切勿分心,老朽赋闲在家,

实在无聊。吾儿孝顺,特购置新式电话,使吾亦享西洋文明之益。置之不用,何异

浪费?吾疑之曰,长途通话,所费不菲,何不慎用?对曰,吾之话筒,无电线相连,

用与不用,无人知晓,故无须付费,汝尽管放心。闻言,始知其自作聪明,晓以鬼

子精明,电话纵然无线,然何人所用,均被一一记录在案,月底一并算帐。闻此,同

窗令堂大惊。自此,复无电话神聊矣。

甚欢。其虽不识文墨,然于世事,颇多洞见,针砭时弊,每一语中的,且遣辞诙谐

,令人捧腹。吾居风城,而同窗寓西岸,虽欲相见,亦山水阻隔,终不方便。故购

置收录机一台,录上欢迎词语,一并寄赠,聊表心意。不几日,同窗令堂,来电致

意。寒喧过后,老人辞锋一转,曰,汝留洋数载,竟也油嘴滑舌,欺吾老迈。吾不

明就里,询其何出此言。对曰,汝言收录机乃中国所产,寄赠老迈,聊解乡愁,吾

闻汝声,喜不自胜。吾儿今日离家上学,独居一室,甚感无聊,欲听中国广播,遂

开启汝赠之国产机器,全然洋歌洋语,竟无只字国语乡音,足证其非国货矣。汝是

否戏弄老朽?吾闻言,乐不可支。详释之,其方悟。

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