爱情咖啡,浓浓香情(原汁原味)

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爱情跟咖啡有得一谈,每个到了一定年龄的人都想尝试。

世上人物万万千,

而咖啡就几种。


追求爱情不外乎要赢得美人归;

品尝咖啡还不是要喝到肚子里。


爱情使人兴奋,焕发青春;

咖啡使人兴奋,解乏提神。


谈恋爱时,需要媒人介绍的;

金牌媒婆 姚玉英

上咖啡店,需要coffee menu。


爱情也可以使人发疯:失恋;

咖啡也可以使人发疯:失眠。


咖啡太苦,需加白糖,加奶;

爱情太淡,需加浪漫,加玩。


年轻人喜欢时尚;

咖啡也讲究品牌。


爱情有多种谈法; 咖啡有多种口味。

师生恋


老少配

你还骑得动吗?

(本想对各种口味的咖啡展开,可是时间拖得太久,就不编了)

喝咖啡推崇Starbucks;
谈恋爱流行NetLove。

为了便利,使用Instant Coffee,


不想拖累,发展One-Night-Stand。

喝腻了一种咖啡,需要尝试别的口味;

谈烦了一个恋爱,需要更换女/男朋友。


不过,内容相同,味道一样;说法不同,事情变样。这还不都是社会时尚?


咖啡太苦,需要加白糖,加牛奶;
原配太俗,需要添小蜜,找二奶。

女人喜欢“小资”,男人喜欢“小蜜”。
女人喜欢chocolate,男人喜欢wine+coffee(美酒加咖啡)

桑那,洗脚店;星巴克,比萨塔。

想省钱,喝“coffee of the day”;
没多钱,找小姐。

泡妞讲究泡水平,泡“大学生”,“模特”,“良家”,“兼职”,“别人的老婆”......

喝咖啡讲究口味,喝“mocha”,“Cappuccino”,“latte”,“Macchiato”,“Frappuccino”......

谈恋爱:不再讲究什么格调,激情已经淡了下来,变得平平淡淡;


喝咖啡:不再追求什么口味,就是每天的“Coffee of the Day”



咖啡有味,人类有情。


更多的相沫以濡,相守到老:家庭温馨幸福,儿女满堂。

更多的原汁原味,喝出味道:home-brew coffee,black cofee。



最后,祝大家拥有一个美好的明天!



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