剃头

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有个挑剔的人去理发店剃头,总是刁难着理发师傅,闲头发左没理对,右没剃好.师傅被弄得很不耐烦,便想捉弄他一下,给他剃了个光头.
那人见了大叫道:"我又没说不要头发!"
师傅问:"你要胡子吗?"
"当然要!"那人答道.师傅便把他的胡子刮下来递给他说;"给,你要的胡子."
那人拿着胡子气得说不出话来.他本想要留胡子的,这样看起来脑袋还不至于太光,可这下连胡子也没了.
师傅又问他:"那你要眉毛吗?"
那人刚才吃了亏,不敢轻举妄动,吞吞吐吐的说:"不,不,不要."
师傅就毫不犹豫地把那人的眉毛剃掉扔在了地上,说:"还真没见过有人不要眉毛!"
那人望着镜子里那个着着实实的大光蛋,目瞪口呆.从此他再也不敢刁难人了.






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