Unlike English, in many languages nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. So, the question for today is, if you had to decide whether a computer is masculine or feminine, which would you select. Here are a few things to consider:
Feminine
- No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
- Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.
- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
- Guys think they want 2 or 3, but can't even handle one.
- In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
- They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves.
- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.
- As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
- No matter how much work needs to be done, they can spend all day playing games.
Tell me which gender you think they would be and why.......
