来测测看你到底有多聪明:))

秋风起深壑,秋叶舞商弦。 我在山头坐,静观秋月圆。
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这是昨天下班前一个朋友寄来的,匆匆做了一遍,赶紧告诉她结果(难怪不属猪的我老被人说猪脑袋:)):



I need to stay away from people  :(

That's what I'm doing anyway:)

今天早上开信箱,她的回言已经在里面了:



You are much better than me.  I need to see a doctor!


哈哈~~~若想看看你是不是比咱俩聪明,就接着往下看,并且要遵照指示答题喔:))



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Fw: How smart are you??




>

> > Dementia is when you start forgetting obvious things... let's see if

> > you have it!

> >


> >

> >

> >

> > Test for Dementia

> > B elow are four (4 ) questions and a bonus question. You have to


> > answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them

> > immediately . OK?

> >

> >

> >


> > Let's find out just how clever you really are....

> >

> >

> >

> >


> >

> > First Question:

> >

> > You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What

> > position are you in?


> >

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> > Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

> > absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his


> > place, you are second!

> >

> > Try not to screw up next time.

> > Now answer the second question,

> > but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK ?


> >

> >

> >

> > Second Question:

> > I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?


> >

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> > Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are

> > wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


> >

> >

> > You're not very good at this, are you?

> >

> >


> >

> >

> >

> > Third Question:

> > Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .


> > Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

> >

> >

> >

> >


> > Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .

> > Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

> > Now add 10 . What is the total?

> >

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> > Did you get 5000 ?

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> >

> > The correct answer is actually 4100.


> >

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> >

> > If you don't believe it, now check it with a calculator!

> > Today is definitely not your day, is it?


> > Maybe you'll get the last question right....

> > .....Maybe.

> >

> >

> >


> > Fourth Question:

> >

> > Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,

> > 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

> > &nbs p;


> >

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> > Did you Answer Nunu?


> > NO! Of course it isn't.

> > Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

> >

> >

> >


> >

> > Okay, now the bonus round:

> >

> >

> >


> > A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

> > imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

> > expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is

> > done.

> > Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of


> > sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

> >

> >

> >

> >


> >

> > He just has to open his mouth and ask...

> > It's really very simple.... Like you!

> >

> > KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE


> > SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE

> >

> >

> >

> > Results


> >

> > All 5 right - you are beyond smart!

> >

> > 4 right - not bad!

> >


> > 3 right - maybe study a little more?

> >

> > 2 right - you have dementia.

> >

> > 1 right - stay away from people


> >

> > 0 right - see a doctor.

> >

> > --





xintong2006 发表评论于
有趣,不过,不好意思说出答案
林韵 发表评论于
偶是睁着眼睛就往陷阱里跳~~~只答对了那个算术题。赫赫,看来俺属于比较勤奋的傻瓜一类:))
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学姐,你的答案比做题更有娶:))
山菊花 发表评论于
飞烟:你已经太有才了! 难怪要做律师:))

DueProcess:Dementia这个字是不是拼错了?咋查不着呢?

罢了:You don't have to record anything~~~We all know that you are beyond smart!

偶是睁着眼睛就往陷阱里跳~~~只答对了那个算术题。赫赫,看来俺属于比较勤奋的傻瓜一类:))
飞烟 发表评论于
我的是:看来也不聪明。:)
maybe study a little more?
DueProcess 发表评论于
dimentia,嘻嘻
罢了 发表评论于
You know what, I don't want to flatter myself. Therefore, no score has been recorded.

矫情!
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