Love and Marriage ZT

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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

Conclusion: "Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"


新剃头 发表评论于
Uh! What a straight (street) talk. A little surprised to see barely seen side of 米兰. Marriage is a grown-up and Love is a teenager. Lacking no real examples, marriage creates wonderful men who happen to be qualified for all the rules (standards) you've mentioned somewhere else. I'd like to believe you're living in a warm, loving marriage.
木兰木兰 发表评论于
哈哈哈哈, 小米教讯得好. 看你们还望火坑里跳?!
见异思迁 发表评论于
结婚就是开公司,爱情就是公司文化,好的婚姻是形式上是有限责任公司,本质上应该是无限责任公司
夏日余晖 发表评论于
Agree.
暗香清影 发表评论于
Marriage里也有love啊,这样说来还是Marriage更丰富多彩。
彩云满天飞 发表评论于
啊呀, 表酱紫嘛,看了让人觉得很没有信心滴涅~~~~
piao11 发表评论于
说谁呢?
。。。。。。
Glider 发表评论于
OMG!~~

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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

"Love is blind , Marriage is an eye opener!"
Indeed!~~

翠花姐 发表评论于
衣带:看到我给你的信了吧!~~~~~祝顺利!~~~~~:)
翠花姐 发表评论于
噢噢!^o^。。。。。。

婚姻好现实啊!不会都是这样吧!~~~呵呵......挺好玩的.

*回话:就是那根“线”上啊!~~~~:)
衣带渐紧终不悔 发表评论于
哈哈,有意思!我倒觉得这样的对比还是蛮客观的,很多时候好像就是这么一回事儿啊!而且,司令,这其实并不很糟糕,如果婚姻如此而能够继续,也是love在支持啊!
酷宝宝 发表评论于
哎哟哟,太悲观啦,婚姻没有如此的糟糕哦!
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