**带小酒和公司同事吃最后的午餐，一位晚到，大伙叫
---Here comes Diego!
小酒盯着看了一会儿，也叫
----He’s not Diego!
同事年轻，马上反应过来，和小酒演戏，
----Yes, I am. I directly came from the animal park.
----But, but, where is your baby jaguar?
----I left him at my backyard.
----Why you wear glasses? Diego has spotting scope.
Diego 没词了，众人齐笑。
**小酒很担心地告诉酒妈，
----Miss Karla is sick again.
----Because she has a baby in her tummy.
----Why she eat a baby?
酒妈思维暂时短路。
----Is a baby yummy?
彻底无语。
