看楼下老地主用香油驱蚊的事让我想起另一事 -lily5170- ♀ zt

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话说我在家坛看那位姐姐介绍,说杀蚂蚁用醋很WORK,杀小腻虫用灵檬很管用.这方法不错啊,不用药物,安全又环保.我很兴奋买了巨大一瓶醋和好几个个大汁多的灵檬.
用之前看见丁庄主的报告,说秀圆姐姐用醋浇小白菜,结果小白菜全部牺牲了,想那菜总比草要娇气得多,有可能.
摩拳擦掌先榨了好多鲜灵檬汁,喜兹兹得把它一点一点淋在我种的OKRA上.两天后再看,傻眼了,OKRA的花苞一个个全掉了,叶也斑斑点点地黄,整株的看似要玩完,我大惊,急忙用大量的水拼命冲洗,希望能救过来.好在后来一个月的时间慢悠悠得还魂过来,吓得我不敢再用这武器杀虫了.
过些时候,草地上出个巨大的蚂蚁窝,LG拎着瓶要去撒药,我大吼一声:"打住,我在网上找到一更好的方法,网友用过,说很好用的,用醋杀."LG换成醋,大瓶的三分之一浇下去,过会去看,好象蚂蚁还很滋润的样子,肯定用量不够,我跑出去,加量:"小样的,怕你不死"半瓶下去.
几天过去了,似乎没什么动机了,我翻翻土,只见几个散兵游勇,再过些日子,土变白花花的,蚂蚁没了,周围一大圈呢,草也全死了.如今不知是三个月还是四个月过去了,一点长草的动静都没有.难不成被我变成盐碱地了,我郁闷死了,天天瞅那块秃头别扭.....

哈哈哈, 惨了。。。


来源: rnd09-09-19 10:16:28 

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今天打起精神去园子里收受收受。不料想被蚊子大军包围了。腿上的蚊子,一巴掌打死七八个。仓惶跑回了屋里。LD正要给喷点驱蚊剂,俺那不灵光的脑壳里突然白光乱闪。。 哈哈,谁上次说摸点儿香油,又有机,又驱蚊?谢绝了LD的关怀。忙在身上暴露的各处摸上了一层小磨香油。正宗日本货。顿时香喷喷成了四川凉菜。大摇大摆回到了园子里。嘿嘿,看你小蚊子还有啥能耐?

猜猜咋样了?














几分钟后俺又仓惶逃了回来。。 感情俺家的蚊子不在乎香油! 惨了。。。
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