看到网友希望我写写英文博文，这事我可不敢。去年，洪晃用鸟文写了篇博，让美国某12岁的学生给挑了120个错误。名人都这水平，我就免了，我还是好好练练中文吧。
我家二宝昨天写了篇作文，她的英文应该比我地道。我贴上来让大家看看。儿童的英语一定很口语化，这一定符合网友对我的要求。我越来越发现，我家这还不到十岁的孩子很有写小说的天赋，以后我得向她学学。
另外，昨天我家邻居的美国人把房子卖了，整个街道都在奔走相告。美国房市这么不景气，他们只用了一星期几乎以原价就把房子卖了。这说明什么呢？说明我家这里的风水好啊。去年，我们自己卖房子只用了两天，也创下个奇迹。这让我不禁想起了我母亲对我说过的话，你这孩子，能给你周围的人带来好运。就为这，朋友们啊，你们一定要多来俺这里和俺们的村子来逛逛。
毕竟咱还“年轻” ，昨晚睡了一宿好觉，今天就感觉神情气爽了，我还到公园跑了个圈回来。我就不相信我真会有什么心病。再歇歇，我就会把大学趣事给白活完了。
二宝的作文如下：
It was three o’ clock at the Rimsleys’ house. Matthew Rimsley was asleep, and the rest of the family as well. His mother turned gently in her sleep and his father snored loudly. Then, Matthew suddenly sat straight up in his bed. He was panting, and tiny droplets of sweat dotted his face. He had a terrifying dream… where an evil creature ruled. “Matthewwwwwww….Matthewww…..”the creature had called in his dream,” I willll see you one day…hisssssssssss” .That’s when he woke up. He was about to fall asleep again when his 12 year old sister, Anne, came into his room. Her face was pale in the moonlight. Before he could ask her why she came in, she held her finger to her lips, and said: “Come with me to the enchanted Blackwood forest…”
All of a sudden, their parents’ room’s door creaked open. “Matthew? Anne? Are you awake?” called a tired voice. Anne and Matthew slipped into Matthew’s bed and pretended that they were asleep. Their mother pushed the door open, and saw only Matthew pretending to sleep. She smiled and closed the door behind her. As soon as she left, Matthew immediately pulled the covers off him and Anne. He said to her: “I’ll go with you to this forest.”
Several days went by, and they finally saw trees instead of city lights and buildings. The forest was very strange. Lizards and snakes slinked around the forest ground. In the distance, they heard the humming and chanting of tribes nearby. They could also hear crackling and snapping of the fire. Suddenly, a neighing was heard. The chanting stopped. Anne and Matthew heard it get louder as they ran into the forest. Branches whipped their faces and dust choked them as they half ran, half stumbled down a steep hill. A large chariot burst from a bush and started to chase them. Anne ran one way and Matthew ran the other. The gladiator in the chariot hesitated, and then decided to chase Anne. Matthew ran, and didn’t look back until he was too tired to run anymore. When he finally stopped, he looked behind him to see if was being chased, was surprised to see the chariot and gladiator gone, with Anne too! “Anne! Anne! Can you hear me?” His voice echoed back, and there was no other sound except the rustling of the leaves in the wind.
Night dawned on the forest. The moon danced in the sky as Matthew walked on. He was feeling drowsy. He decided to stop. He lay in the grassy bedded ground. As he slept, trees seemed to corner him as branches swayed in the rhythm of the wind.
They ran outside, but Unherthica blocked their way. They gasped. An evil smile crept on his face. HE knocked Alejoah down. Matthew saw a little sword sticking out from Alejoah’s pocket. On it was a note that said:
Matthew picked up the sword and charged at Unherthica, who was fighting Anne. Anne had learned karate two years ago. They were locked in combat. Unherthica looked up and screamed. The sword pierced his chest, and he fell, dead. Matthew checked to see if he was dead. Unherthica didn’t move. Matthew went to Alejoah, who stood up, taller than ever, and smiled. “You have bravely fought. You deserve a reward.
Anne, Matthew and Alejoah returned home, and Alejoah promised to take them again someday. Unherthica was dead, and the gladiator fled. All was good.
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