March 29, 2010 at 5:09PM By Zoë Ruderman | 15 comments
Every year researchers release lists of the best places to live in the U.S. They look at things like cost of housing, job market, and crime rates. One factor not taken into consideration: junk size.
But now it can be. The condom seller Condomania just released the results of their huge penis survey. (That's the survey that was huge, not necessarily the penises.) Apparently, the company claims to have this information because they sell condoms in 76 sizes and have been keeping track of sales across all 50 states.
We're a little skeptical. C'mon, just because a guy decides to buy the largest of the 76 sizes, how does Condomania know that he actually is that size and isn't just trying to impress a girl who might snoop in his medicine cabinet? But we can't lie—we were curious to see the breakdown. And here it is:
1. New Hampshire
2. Oregon
3. New York
4. Indiana
5. Arizona
6. Hawaii
7. Louisiana
8. Massachusetts
9. Alabama
10. Washington
11. New Mexico
12. California
13. Arkansas
14. Nevada
15. Virginia
16. Tennessee
17. Illinois
18. Oklahoma
19. South Dakota
20. Georgia
21. Pennsylvania
22. Mississippi
23. Michigan
24. Florida
25. Rhode Island
26. Kansas
27. Maryland
28. Minnesota
29. Vermont
30. Connecticut
31. Wisconsin
32. New Jersey
33. North Dakota
34. Idaho
35. Texas
36. Missouri
37. Montana
38. Ohio
39. Nebraska
40. Colorado
41. Maine
42. North Carolina
43. Delaware
44. South Carolina
45. Kentucky
46. West Virginia
47. Alaska
48. Iowa
49. Utah
50. Wyoming
Do you think there's any truth to these rankings? Have you ever noticed that guys' sizes vary depending on what state you're in?