你问我爱你有多深,

人固有一恋。或重于泰山,或轻于鸿毛,,,
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这几天看到坛子里几位元老,又开始怀念从前被删(扁)的感觉,偶不禁跟着心潮澎湃,又蠢蠢欲动啊,,,

记得当年从梁山揭竿而起之后,咱们漂亮的版主MM就不断捎话过来。经过她苦口婆心马不停蹄的洗脑,偶终于认识到了版主MM删贴的重要性和必然性。

设想一下,如果版主MM不及时的删掉偶们的口水贴,那我们的口水一定会流入外人田,把楼下的邻居给淹了;如果版主MM不及时的删掉偶们的调情贴,那不仅爱坛,其他坛子(包括宠物坛)也都会被忽悠的春风激荡,目送秋波,两眼直冒金花。要是被邻坛的小狗狗抱住MM们的腿来回蹭,那问题就非常严重了。最令人振奋的是,其实版主删贴,是一种特殊的爱情表达方式。根据爱坛的潜规则,版主不可以明目张胆的向童鞋们示好,否则,会引发战争,不利于社会和谐。她/他们只能通过删贴的方式悄悄的暗示。当然,偶们男童鞋的暧昧帖是佳人版主负责删,女童鞋的口水则由帅哥版主负责擦。当年,偶回头一查,哇,偶被俏美版主删的帖子在坛子里高据第一,当时那个激动啊,当晚就决定招安啦。呵呵,,,

现在,看见有些童鞋还蒙住雾里,还在为了口水帖被删而愤愤不平,偶今天就要突破这个窗户纸,让大家变郁闷为激动。今后,童鞋们要强烈要求你们的帖子被删。用芳芳的话说,叫“打完左脸,递上右脸”,用银银的话说,要打到“火花飞溅”。那样,才能抱得版主归。

最后,扣一下题:你问我爱你有多深,删贴代表我的心。呵呵,,,

由于时间的关系,偶今天就讲这么多。祝童鞋们好运气。

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