波菲祝大家新年新气象,快乐安康幸福和睦每一天。

一次不行,就再试一次!俺这个 ID 就是这么得来的。
打印 被阅读次数

注:象去年一样,波菲妈的圣诞节是在西雅图渡过的。只是这次波菲没有同往。

波菲:哼,你还知道回来啊?元旦就快要过去了。叫我可怎么夸你好呢?一到重要的场合你就掉链子。。。


波菲:去去去,少来!又拿这劳什子束缚我。。。


波菲:什么?再不抓紧时间"祝大家元旦快乐"就得等明年元旦才赶趟了。。。切,你刚进家门的时候净呆在计算机前面干什么了?

波菲:啊,去开心菜地收获你昨天临行前种的郁金香。。。就这些吗?

波菲:啊,还在别人菜地里帮忙浇水,除草,杀虫。。。因为如果你不帮忙,他们的菜就长不好。。。你还干了什么别的没有?

老妈:@&&&$%##@....

。。。一个小时过去了。。。

波菲:什么?转过点头来?你在开心菜园里尽盯着人家的地,我在这里看看你的园子就不行吗?


波菲:哦?转过头来有罐头吃?好勒,转。。。


快点儿!我的罐头呢?

(老妈心话:瞧你那样!连尾巴都拧巴了,吓唬谁呀。。。)


祝大家2011年新年新气象,快乐安康幸福和睦每一天。


========= 谢谢 ==========


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