一个人觉得自己很笨，很无用，想换个有用的脑子，于是就来到脑科医生的医务所询问有关换脑的事。
医生告诉他，如果他想要一个律师的脑，就要花50000美元，医生的脑就100000美元，但一个海军陆战队员就要500000美元。
那人就不明白为什么海军陆战队员的脑这么值钱。
医生说：“你知道从海军陆战队员中找一个好的脑子有多难吗？”最贵的脑子
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Ounces of brain for sale
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.
"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"
"Three dollars an ounce."
"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"
"Four dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"$1,000 an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
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