走，到韩国拉皮去！


今天认识了一位韩国妈妈。天气不好，大家接了孩子后都赶紧上车。

女友一边走一边问我：你猜她多大？

差不多吧和我们？我是根据她孩子大小猜的。

女友一笑：她48啦！

啊？！太不像了，瞧她脸上的皮肤多好啊！我真的很吃惊。

她说她常回韩国做拉皮。在那里很便宜、也很大众，并不像我们想象的只有明星才去做，其实在韩国，普通人做的更多呢……

天呐！介系蒸滴吗？乖乖龙滴洞啊！

一路开车一路想：要不，俺也招几个姐妹组个团，到韩国拉皮去？说不定，还能享受个团购价，轻飘飘的来他个“乌鸡变凤凰”，找找重前滴影纸？？？哈哈哈！

嗯，明天再见她，俺可要仔仔细细地看看她的脸、和脖子上的皮……





五弟五哥 发表评论于
楼下的泥先生，俺帮你拉皮得了，咔咔。
吉吉 发表评论于
只有拉皮不够，还得拍个黄瓜，加上蒜末，麻酱。
艾粉 发表评论于
我去把脸皮拉薄些
吃肉的羊 发表评论于
啊哈哈哈哈....
江南白羊 发表评论于
假如没有衰老多好，也不需要受这皮肉之苦。
大臭臭 发表评论于
不懂韩语被宰咋办？
taro_g 发表评论于
真的么？算我一个行不？ ：）
稀泥 发表评论于
花儿好！
小五子（你五哥）有你们陪他玩，俺挺放心的啦

不知道，老年人还能拉皮不？你帮俺问问啊，谢了
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