Marriage (Part II)
A husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary!
The husband yells, 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife -- Cold As Ever'!'
'Yeah?' she replies. 'When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband -- Stiff At Last'!'
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Marriage (Part III)
A husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
The husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no
good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.
After some time he realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up.
She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, 'What
took you so long to answer the phone?'
She says, 'I was in bed.'
'In bed this early, doing what?'
'Getting a second opinion!'
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(YEP, HE HAD THAT COMING, TOO!)
