V-Day Poem (中英文搞笑版，2014)

V-Day poem (搞笑中英文版，2014)

十五年前，

我还是个文弱书生。

在你面前，

我会紧张出汗脸红。

十年前，

我们彼此托付一生。

我愿意，

在你的皮鞭下晚织早耕。

五年前，

我们的女儿出生。

我的地位陡然跌落一名。

一天前，

你让我做点什么，

来保持你的好心情。

写首小诗，

算不算真诚？

今天，

我写了。

那现在，

以情人节上帝的名义，

能否在银行账户上，

加上我的芳名。

Fifteen years ago, 

I am afraid that I was a nerd, 

Before you I could barely say a word. 

Ten years ago, 

You suddenly became the proud shepherd, 

I was the only one you decided to brutally herd.

Five years ago, 

Happily we got one more mouth to feed, 

Unfortunately I was demoted to be the 3rd commander in chief indeed. 

One day ago, 

I was asked to do something for the sustainability of your good mood,

A poem perhaps will be just as good. 

So I did and now, 

In the name of the Valentine’s lord, 

Could you please with me share the account password?