幽默园艺

生在沈阳,长在朝阳;求学青岛,定居澳洲;爱好园艺,喜欢探险;痴迷足球,业余摄影;崇尚艺术,欣赏美食;讨厌冗赘,主张精简。
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我想种点吃的,可找不到腌猪肉的种子!


婚姻就像是在花园的门口
路两旁有鲜花和杂草
爱护鲜花拔除杂草


我生活在花园里,只是睡在房间里。


除了留下脚印,别留下任何东西。
除了拿走照片,别拿走任何东西。
除了消灭时间,别消灭任何东西。


按门铃,若没有回应,拔草!


种花的人相信明天,


饲弄花园不但比理疗便宜,你还能收获西红柿。


弄花园没完没了,家务活看心情。



春天来了
我高兴得把花弄湿了。
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