请叫我砍瓜

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我微笑着迎向你的大砍刀
看着你将我拦腰斩断
看着你将我切片炒菜
满足地吞咽下肚

你微笑着看着我继续生长
赞叹我生命的顽强
你砍我也长
你不砍我也长

只是
你可曾留意到
我悄悄流过的泪
已经风干成一圈晶莹剔透

 

民.工 发表评论于
回复 '夏天的夏' 的评论 : 额滴苍天!这是想要人命不是?直接摘了,多省事,还不让人家受罪。
建议以后种瓜的时候,把瓜籽也切一半,会直接长出一半的瓜。
夏天的夏 发表评论于
回复 'polebear' 的评论 :
你不是瓜,咋知道瓜疼腻?人家说不定就喜欢这个SM哩
夏天的夏 发表评论于
回复 '民.工' 的评论 :
以后改从脖子那里吧
polebear 发表评论于
这是酷刑啊!为什么不直接消灭掉,免得瓜疼!
喜清静 发表评论于
回复 '民.工' 的评论 : 哈哈,腰疼。笑S我了!
民.工 发表评论于
看得俺,哎呦喂,腰疼!
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