乱弹琴 之 毫无隐私
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2018年7月19日, 我带着小米和小女儿,租车从巴黎出发,途径泉水镇,石头城,熏衣草地,到达落脚点,一个在圣十字湖旁边的小旅馆。旅馆老板非常风趣。以下是check-in时的对话。
我: “Bonjour! I have a reservation!”, 说罢,要把驾照递过去。
老板摇摇手:“No need. You are Dr. Z. Originally from China. Now live in XXX USA. Today you drive a Volkswagen Golf, gray color, rent from Paris.”
我大吃一惊,现在网上这么容易查到一个人的信息了?便开玩笑地道:“Are you a member of some French Secret Agency?”
老板:“No. However, I know everything. China #1 in Ping Pong; USA #1 in basketball. France #1 in football!”
我才想起法国在20年后,刚刚再次夺得了足球世界杯冠军。于是道:“Congratulations! You French World Champion again!”
老板:”Congratulations to you too! You American GREAT AGAIN!”