廉颇老矣,尚能饭否?

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昨晚美国总统拜登就俄罗斯侵略乌克兰,发表告全国同胞书。。。

给不懂英文的吃瓜群众们翻译一下:

拜登:普京可用坦克包围基普,但他永远不会赢得伊朗人的心和灵

伊朗人表示:感谢美国总统提前通知,俄罗斯下一个侵略目标居然是俺们伊朗。

爪哥点评:

这几天看到主流媒体纷纷报道,美国情报部门正在搜集关于普京精神状态是否稳定的情报。我脚着当务之急,更应该评估一下拜登的老年痴呆的严重程度。

这货前些日子公开承诺,要把乌克兰纳入北约,成为几十年来首位踩踏俄罗斯红线的美国总统,也是造成俄罗斯侵略乌克兰的导火索之一。

不过,据拜登的助理说,拜登的本意是要把乌克兰纳入欧盟,不是北约。但老年痴呆症患者,有时候词不达意,说出去的话,泼出去的水,覆水难收。

做为一般人无所谓,做为总统,尼玛,一句出格的话,就会挑起一场战争。

另外,这几天有吃瓜群众问我:四哥您如何看待这场战争?

总结一下,可以归纳为六点:

 

爪四哥 发表评论于
谢谢楼下各位亲!
酒后真言 发表评论于
实在 !
杭城一丫 发表评论于
金六句,总结得很好
ID的D主 发表评论于
赞爪哥的“爪六点”。
haohao88 发表评论于
下一个不是伊朗而是中国。拜登已派人去台湾点火了,可惜中国没有普金,中国被磨擦,台海无战事
股聋 发表评论于
"拆掉这堵墙,戈巴乔夫先生!"

拜总是里根再世呀 LOL
AnnieIsOk 发表评论于
赞六点,隔空握爪
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