春天快来了

i o u 点点滴滴,夕阳西下,相携重温
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春天快来了,小草要发芽了,我要有宝宝了!^_^

虽说离预定怀孕时间还有2月4天,狐狸和老公却早已摩拳擦掌、心痒痒了。去年10月份就捏算着今年的5月份。4个月前早看了孕前一、二、三个月的准备,怀胎十月,顺便还把如何坐月子拜读了先,呵呵!叫嚣着要老公戒茶戒可乐(老公再无其他嗜好);至于狐狸呢,戒巧克力戒嗜咸戒嗜辣,还要养成捏着鼻子吃鱼补卵磷脂的习惯(从小受不了鱼腥,很不喜欢吃鱼的说),以及每天狂喝两大杯牛奶补Ca(担心每天吃钙片,把宝宝头骨补坏了)。废话说了一大堆,言归正传了:

首先,3个月前预约了医生准备做妇检补叶酸。然后和老公买了电子体重计,防止怀孕营养过剩导致肥胖从而诱发糖尿病、妊娠中毒症等引起胎儿发育不正常。接着买了浴室防滑垫,想到如果狐狸怀着可爱的小宝宝正洗澡时不小心滑倒……怕怕啊~。

其次,狐狸和老公想第一胎有个小男生,第二胎再来个小妞妞,这样好让小伙子以后能保护他的小么妹(狐狸的美梦啊,嘻嘻)。为了这个dream狐狸狂google,总结如下:咳、咳(清清嗓子)1.据科学家#¥%◎※试验(此处省略914字),证实接近排卵日时,阴道内形成碱性环境,精子进入时有很多的Y精子,容易生男孩。2.想生男孩时,精液愈浓愈好,适当的禁欲以便在排卵日当天能够射出很多充满活力的Y精子。3.持续测量基础体温,同时注意颈管粘液的增加,一并填入基础体温表上;体温突然下降的日子基本上也就是传说中的排卵日;EGG在子宫内只存活24-36小时,从排卵日起两天内要抓紧ML哦。4.碱性液在性高潮时分泌最多。5.狐狸云:欲孕小帅仔,内外相辅哉。内已详叙,至于外嘛…第一就是妈妈多吃碱性食物,爸爸多吃酸性食物;何谓碱性食物?何又谓酸性食物?自己去google吧,嘿嘿!第二采取爸爸上妈妈下深插入的体位进行嘿休嘿休。综上所述(语文老师教导,要承上启下D):所以呢,我和老公买了电子体温计和排卵棒,表格自己动手。

最后,清点一下最主要的装备。狐狸三八老佳人——24,老公二八小佳人——28,天时;现居空气清新,树木繁多,环境幽静,地利;最重要的是:有一个非常爱狐狸、狐狸也很爱他的老公,人和。OK!万事具备,只等东风喽~hiahia

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