张狂女人张狂语



谁能比女人更有资格谈论女人呢?让我们来看看她们如何用自嘲,张狂,豁达或睿智的口吻谈论自己日渐色衰的容颜,臃肿变形的身材,危机四伏的婚姻,如饥似渴的欲望

伊丽莎白希特(杂志撰稿人):

“该是承认我们内心深处都有个小妖精的时候了。不必为她感到难为情。放了她吧!”
“It’s time to stop denying the “inner bitch” in ourselves. Stop apologizing for her. Set her free.”

贝蒂戴维斯(影星):

“男人发表意见时,他就是个男人。女人发表意见时,她就成了“贱人”。

“When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she’s a bitch.”

玛格丽特亚特伍德(加拿大小说家和诗人):

“如果我要皈依任何宗教的话,我大概会选择天主教,因为它至少还有女圣徒和圣母玛利亚。”

“If I were going to convert to any religion I would probably choose Catholicism because it at least has female saints and the Virgin Mary.”

桃莉巴顿(乡谣歌星):

“许多女人都跟我一样拥有一大堆的假发和化妆品,只是她们不会像我一样同时把所有东西都用上。”

“Lots of women buy just as many wigs and makeup things as I do. They just don’t wear them all at the same time.”

简方达(影星):

“我丈夫说,他想找个红发女郎发生关系,所以我就把头发染成红色。”

“My husband said he wanted to have relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair red.”

金坎贝尔(加拿大前总理):

“麦当娜和我之间的差别,就好比一件没有肩带的晚礼服和一条没有晚礼服的肩带。”

“A comparison between Madonna and me is a comparison between a strapless evening gown and a gownless evening strap.”

罗珊(喜剧演员):

“女人应该在努力增大她们的体积,而不失缩减。因为我相信我们体积越大,占得空间越多,就越不容易被忽视。我认为,每个女人都该像我一样痴肥。”

“Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we’ll take up, and the more we’ll have to be reckoned with. I think every woman should be fat like me.”

温蒂瓦塞斯坦(剧作家) :

“曾经有减肥顾问告诉我,所有过胖的人都是因为对他们的母亲感到愤怒,以至把挫折感发泄在过量的饮食上。所以我想,这说明所有的瘦子都很快乐,冷静,而且已妥善地解决了他们的恋母情结。“

“A diet counselor once told me that all overweight people are angry with their mothers and channel their frustrations into overeating. So I guess that means all thin people are happy, calm, and have resolved their Oedipal entanglements.”

艾瑞卡琼(情色小说作家):

“对于色情电影我的反应是:刚开演的前十分钟,我就想回家去大干一场了。等到前二十分钟演完了,我这辈子就都不想干这档子事儿了。”

“My reaction to porno films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first twenty minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.”

芭芭拉史翠珊(著名歌星):

“为什么女人会苦苦努力十年,力求改变她男人的习惯,然后却抱怨他不是她当年所嫁的那个人?”

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?”

还有。。。。。。

“只有乖女孩才写博客。坏女孩根本没那闲工夫!”
“It’s the good girls who write Blogs. The bad girls never have time.”

咦?这条规则也蛮适用于男人嘛!
redtruck 发表评论于
坏男人写博客is for 乖女孩!
登录后才可评论.