分辨基督徒的十个标准

分辨基督徒的十个标准


TEN SIGNS
10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of
gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged
when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when
scientists say that people evolved from other life
forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim
that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem
believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the
"atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even
flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered
all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the
elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua"
including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and
Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you
have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit
impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who
got killed, came back to life and then ascended into
the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for
little loopholes in the scientifically established age
of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing
wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age
tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that
Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this
planet with the exception of those who share your
beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects -
will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering.
And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and
"loving."


3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology,
and physics have failed to convince you otherwise,
some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in
"tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove"
Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it
comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be
evidence that prayer works. And you think that the
remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists
and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and
church history - but still call yourself a Christian