周末让你笑趴下: 男人炒鸡蛋的17个步骤 (ZT)
步骤１：寻找鸡蛋。１分钟后仍没找到，打电话给老婆，终于找到了。
步骤２：洗鸡蛋。
步骤３：打鸡蛋。轻轻磕，用力磕，用大力磕。
步骤４：清理操作台上的鸡蛋清。
步骤５：清理碗中的鸡蛋壳。用筷子夹，用勺子舀，用手抓，成功了（现在知道为什么要洗鸡蛋了吧）。
步骤６：搅拌。清理脸上、手上和衣服上的鸡蛋清。
步骤７：发现碗中的鸡蛋没剩下多少了，又拿出两枚，重复步骤２—７。
步骤８：打火，打不着。还是打不着。怎么打也打不着。
步骤９：打电话问老婆。
步骤１０：拧开气阀。终于打着了。
步骤１１：擦红花油，简单处理脸部灼伤。
步骤１２：放油。
步骤１３：倒掉红花油，重新放入花生油。哎，一字之差！
步骤１４：等待油热，并幻想老婆吃鸡蛋时被表扬。
步骤１５：救火，扇子扇，水泼，火越烧越大。
步骤１６：在浓烟中爬着去找电话。
步骤１７：在电话旁思考火警电话是１１０、１２０还是１１９
中国月亮 发表评论于
哈哈哈，笑S了，你怎么把男人说得这么不堪！
雨飞 发表评论于
哈哈，我笑得扒下了，起不来! 男人真有那么逗？这。。。这。。。这。。。
男人太可爱了! 宠宠他!
祝你周末开心!
男人太可爱了! 宠宠他!
祝你周末开心!
人間的盒子 发表评论于
还不及我哈。周末快乐。
SINEAD4273 发表评论于
Thats man!
let me tell you a true story:
one day, I had some meat in the oven. When my hubby came home, little guy wants him to play with him, but dad said, he is tired, so, I took the little guy outside to let my LG have some quiet time, meanwhile I told him, -- Turn off the oven, after 10 minutes. But, when I came inside, the house is full of smoke, and all the windows are open, but the oven is still ON...... I asked him, what have you been doing.... he said, I dont know, just the smoke are everywhere, but you did not tell me to turn off the OVen, I said, I did............. even with all the smoke, you still dont take a look at oven..... he said I have no idea.... I said, what if the house caught on fire, but he said, there is no fire now at least.....
The guy in your story knew at least to call EMS.....
Thanks for sharing.
let me tell you a true story:
one day, I had some meat in the oven. When my hubby came home, little guy wants him to play with him, but dad said, he is tired, so, I took the little guy outside to let my LG have some quiet time, meanwhile I told him, -- Turn off the oven, after 10 minutes. But, when I came inside, the house is full of smoke, and all the windows are open, but the oven is still ON...... I asked him, what have you been doing.... he said, I dont know, just the smoke are everywhere, but you did not tell me to turn off the OVen, I said, I did............. even with all the smoke, you still dont take a look at oven..... he said I have no idea.... I said, what if the house caught on fire, but he said, there is no fire now at least.....
The guy in your story knew at least to call EMS.....
Thanks for sharing.
LiYouCai 发表评论于
哈哈，有趣儿!
不记的哪个sitcom，还是ad, 看过男子打鸡蛋的滑稽镜头。
厨房一般是妻子们的统领地，闲人莫入。闲人也乐的不入。
不记的哪个sitcom，还是ad, 看过男子打鸡蛋的滑稽镜头。
厨房一般是妻子们的统领地，闲人莫入。闲人也乐的不入。
加州花坊 发表评论于
这就是老婆的错误了，平常敬着，宠着，或者说嫌先生不会干活，数落着，先生就什么也不会做了。突然这一日，先生想表示一下自己还是有能力的，就有了你写的这个故事。我写这段是因为小时候妈妈和哥哥做一切的家务，有一天我想帮他生火，浪费了所有的柴火也没点着，挨了一段打骂。哈哈。
happy100 发表评论于
haha...男人中的稀有物种啊！
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