［幽默］干吗非得一棵树上吊死啊？

干吗非得一棵树上吊死啊？

答：这颗树结实啊，别的树吊的半死不活的。

答：靠，那你说得几棵树啊，您是死还是不死，给个痛快话儿！

答：那几棵树都是假冒伪劣产品，就剩这一颗了，文革前种的，吊死人那是有年头儿了，没错儿。

答：靠，想吊死还挑树毛病，你Y整个就一骗子。

答：嗯，还是再找别的树吧，这颗估计效果差，要不怎么谁看到它都这么说呢？

(The question is why some people would stay in one place for a very long time and keep complaining about it. The answers, well, my answers, to that question, could be the real answers or something else, hahahaha~~~~)