I am a celebrity?

Are you kidding me?

A couple of my friends and I were chatting during the lunch today.

A waiter swung by and asked us, is everything OK? You guys enjoy yourselves?
We all nodded and smiled at him, all of sudden he pointed at me, I know you, I know you, you are so and so.

I go, nope, but I got that all the time.

He got so excited that the soup in the plates he carried with him got spilled all over on my friend's shirt.

He apologized to us, sincerely and kind of embarrassed.

My friends all burst into laughter, "so and so, there is no way we are going to hang out with you anymore, you are such a pseudo celebrity!"

Yep, we all laugh it off, but somehow I am kind of pissed since that "so and so" passed away like  more than 5 years ago. I am still kicking....

Fat chances are I might be the split-half of hers or long-lost blood from her.

Who knows.