英语笑话

Two very devout Catholics, who had been dating for several years, were driving in a desolate area in the country one day when their car broke down. As the only mechanic within 100 miles of the town were busy with another job, the two decided they have to spend the night at a motel. There was only one motel within the walking distance, and there was only one room available, with only one bed.
“Well,” said the boyfriend to the girl friend, “it look like we have to sleep in the same room tonight, I don’t think the Good Lord or our parents will mind if we share the same bed, just this once.”
“Okay,” replied the girl friend. They got ready for bed, and each took their agreed place at either extreme of the bed. Ten minutes later, the girlfriend said, “I am really cold.”
“Okay, I will get you a blanket” said the boyfriend, he got out of bed and found a blanket in the cupboard. Ten minutes later, the girl friend said, “I am still really, really cold.”
“Okay, then, I will get you another blanket.” said the boy friend, getting up once more to fetch a blanket from the closet. Ten minutes later, the girl friend said, “Look, I am still freezing. I don’t think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife for just this one night.”
“You are probably right,” said the boy friend, “Get up and get your own damn blanket.”