目前股市的黑色幽默(ZT)

赶上或追上,实在不行就远远的跟着吧。真累!
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自5月12日地震以后的这段日子,和地震有关的幽默见了不少。再苦的日子有了幽默,痛哭会减轻许多。今天有朋友-绿茶-转来了目前股市的黑色幽默,贴上。哎~~~!

: [十万火急] !!!-------------------- 今天已经是1亿多股民埋在废墟中第三天了,离72小时黄金救援时间所剩时间不多了,大多数股民已经没有生命迹象了,但还有少数股民还有微弱的呼救声,令管理层感动的是,废墟地下还断断续续传出股民的歌声“心若在,梦就在,大不了从头再来!”的微弱歌声股民的家属都焦急的围在各交易所门前,急切的盼望政府的救援队的到来!媒体也都全神贯注的密切注视中国股市的这场地震,他们的卫星发现了3000点位形成了一个岛型的堰塞湖,湖水市值大概有十万亿,湖水随时都有可能顺著左右两岸不足100点位的缺口汹涌而出,严重威胁下游2500点的安全 所有外资都已经集结到中国境内,随时准备打捞2500点位的人民财产中国政府对此忧心仲仲,但目前却无计可施! 据CCTV前方记者报道:已经死去的股民情绪非常稳定 抗震救灾,众志成城!

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周末快乐。
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" 心若在,梦就在,大不了从头再来!”

OK, 我 们也学着点。

周末快乐。
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