李大牙闷闷不乐的往回走,上哪去呢?真地去找李小牙?那我李大牙还怎么混?想来想去无计可施,一抬头,看到一间店铺,上写:玩命250包子铺,这才感到肚子饿了。心理嘟囔道:包子包子,又是包子,今天是倒霉在包子上了, TDYD ,今天就吃包子,推门进了包子铺。不来到好,进来后,大牙激零零打了个冷颤,只见柜台里,一字排开,站了四位妙龄女郎。第一个,胸前两个字:玩命,第二个,胸前写着个 2 ,第三个,胸前写着个 5 ,第四个则写着个 0 。顺着读:玩命 250 。
大牙这个气呀,今天这是怎么了?莫非是进了人肉包子店?唉,既来之,则吃之,我大牙怕过谁?(心里说,谁又怕过我?)
“服务员,有包子吗?” “这话问的,包子店能没包子吗?”玩命接腔。 大牙想,对呀,这简直是废话。 “那好,来一个叉烧包,一个豆沙包,一个馒头。”大牙较上劲了。 不一会儿, 2 、 5 、 0 分别端着叉烧包、豆沙包、馒头,风情万种的飘了过来,看的大牙直了眼,玩命在一旁咳嗽一声,大牙才回过神来。
大牙一手拿叉烧,一手拿豆沙,眼睛盯着馒头,心说,你们这三个家伙,看我怎么收拾你们。 一口咬下去,豆沙馅露出来,另一口,叉烧馅进了嘴里。一边吃一边发狠:吃你个豆沙,咬你个叉烧,馒头你等着哈。看的旁边的 4 个 250 窃窃私语:这人受了什么刺激? 就在这时,收音机里播放《 feelings 》这首歌: Feelings Feelings... nothing more than feelings trying to forget my feelings of love. Teardrops rolling down on my face, trying to forget my feelings of love. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you and feelings like I've never have you again in my heart. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you and feelings like I've never have you again in my life. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms. Feelings...(repeat & fade) Feelings, nothing more than feelings, trying to forget my feelings of love. Teardrops rolling down on my face, trying to forget my feelings of love. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, wo-o-o, feel you again in my arms. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you and feelings like I've never have you again in my heart. Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it. I wish I've never met you, girl; you'll never come again. Feelings, feelings like I've never lost you and feelings like I've never have you again in my life. Feelings, wo-o-o feelings, wo-o-o, feelings again in my arms. Feelings...(repeat & fade) 大牙听着,嘴里嘟囔着: feeling,feelings ~~~~ ,豆沙包的 filling 是豆沙,叉烧包的 filling 是叉烧肉,馒头没有 filling ,豆沙和叉烧的 filling 不一样, filling 、 feeling~~~~ 啊呀呀。大牙大叫一声,吓了 4 个 250 一跳。 “ TDYD ,原来答案在这里。你这个 s 卡卡,看我大牙怎么收拾你。”说完,把包子捏得粉碎,把馒头砸成了烧饼,开门出去了。 “大牙叔叔,你去哪里?” 大牙一看,是天才。说:“找卡卡算账。” “什么帐?”天才问。 “包子帐。” “是不是被小卡卡用包子把你难住了?” “这你怎么知道。”大牙奇怪。 “唉,这个包子的问题,难住很多人,俺问俺爹油菜才知道的。” “那正好,跟我去见小卡卡。” 大牙想,正好天才来解围,不然,我这么大的人,怎么跟小卡算账. 不一会儿,叔侄二人见到小卡卡,大牙说:“小卡,你那小孩子的问题不用小牙回答,我家大侄子天才回答就可以了。” “也行,说吧。” “ 馒头没反应,因为它没有 feeling ( filling );叉烧包和豆沙包反应不一样,是因为 feeling 不同。”天才说。 “该回答我的问题了吧?小卡。”大牙说。 “嗯,这个问题人人皆知,我奇怪你怎么会问,那个人就是我老妈红卡。至于那个秘密嘛 ~~~~~ ” “快说快说。”大牙摧道。 “就是有 ~~ 人 ~~~ 喜 ~~ 欢 ~~~ 被我妈踩。”小卡神秘的说。 “谁?”大牙想,这可是花边,哈哈 ~~~~
“就是大鼻子呗 ~~~~~ ”
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