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换个角度,幽默看婚姻。
人都会长大,但不一定会成长。成功是我的自信,挫折是我的良师,万事都互相效力,叫爱神的人得益处。
这是朋友寄来的邮件,看似有点好笑,但它也可以让我们从另一个角度来看婚姻。
ZT:
| Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: |
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| 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. |
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| 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. |
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| 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. |
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| 4. A dog's parents never visit. |
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| 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. |
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| 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. |
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| 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. |
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| 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. |
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| 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" |
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| 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. |
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| 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. |
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| 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. |
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| 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. |
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And last, but not least: |
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| 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. |
五弟五哥 发表评论于
幽默的调侃。
娃娃哈哈 发表评论于
I actually found it a bit offensive to women who are apparently compared to dogs by men. But other than that, it was quite funny.
随意了 发表评论于
哈哈,这可以解释我们家的情况了。
成长 发表评论于
回复still_water的评论:
嗯,博君一笑,开心就好。
谢谢回帖。
成长 发表评论于
回复riverside的评论:
因为朋友没有早点E给我,我这就帮你讨公道去。
成长 发表评论于
回复喜气连年的评论:
说的也是,老伴,老伴,为的就是老了有个伴儿。
still_water 发表评论于
haha,很好玩呀。
riverside 发表评论于
晚了!
你为什么不早告诉我?
喜气连年 发表评论于
夜里有个人暖脚,电脑不会有人帮,男女是互补的,所以要结婚.
哦,老了两个人走不会跌倒,哈!
成长 发表评论于
回复扬子江酒店的评论:
嗯,
很好的建议!
成长 发表评论于
回复farmersc的评论:
的确,当你用心看看时它会使你变的“智慧”一点哦。
成长 发表评论于
回复womaninhome的评论:
同笑~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
成长 发表评论于
回复rondo的评论:
是蛮好笑的,谢谢喔。
扬子江酒店 发表评论于
还是养猫吧,猫很嗲更像女人,有句老话“男不养猫,女不养狗”就是说人养个宠物,把它作为另一半了,狗很忠诚,女的找个老公还不如养条狗呢。
farmersc 发表评论于
THAT IS REALLY GOOD
womaninhome 发表评论于
haha
rondo 发表评论于
lol cool,