THIS IS WHAT SAD LOOKS LIKE 這就是悲傷的眼神

THIS IS WHAT SORRY LOOKS LIKE 這就是抱歉的眼神

I DON'T WANT TO BIT YOU 我又沒有要咬你

BAD SPELLING - 這字拼的太差了吧

LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU? 夠大聲了吧 ?

BAD JUDGMENT 判斷力太--差了

SHOCKING ACCIDENT - 嚇死人了

POLICE HARD AT WORK - 勤務太累了?

McBURNT 麥燒光

I'D RATHER HOLD IT - 寧可忍住

PILE UP 堆起來

FORGOT SOMETHING 忘了什麼了?

THESE WILL MAKE YOU SMILE! 你要遲到了 哈哈...

HOW WAS YOUR CEREAL THIS MORNING? 今天早上的麥片好吃嗎 ?

HOW TO HANDLE A PROBLEM NEIGHBOR 對付惡鄰?

Boy Genius! 小朋友 你也太厲害了

Good Reason to Wear Pajamas to Bed! 所以說 晚上最好穿睡衣睡覺 !

Tattoo Of The Year! 本年度最佳刺青 !

Positive proof of global warming 果真是全球暖化的證明
