The holidays are over, the summers over and even my birthday is over. This is how I spent my birthday. I got drunk and puked everywhere then I broke about ten Ming vases WHOOOO it was awesome!!! My birthday was so cool well at least that was what it was like in my dreams in reality I just went shopping for the day that was about it ate a McDonalds and went home. It was just like any other day. Basically rubbish. Oh wait what about the presents. Wow I got ￡200 pounds. Yay! In school uniform. Oh. DAMN. What a day I don’t think I can handle anymore excitement. In case you haven’t caught on I was being sarcastic.
